Why did the libertarian chicken cross the road?

That's none of your damn business. Is he being detained

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Why did the man with one hand cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop. I'll show myself out.

Why did the baby cross the road?

It didn't hit the car's windshield.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a turtle?

A slowpoke!

Why did the chicken cross the Mbius strip?

To get to the same side.

Damn Business Jokes More Damn Business Jokes

How many Libertarians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

If it's their lightbulb, none of your damn business.

Why did the libertarian chicken cross the road?

That's none of your damn business. Is he being detained

Detain Jokes More Detain Jokes

Where do we keep our thoughts detained?

In brain cells!

Why did the libertarian chicken cross the road?

That's none of your damn business. Is he being detained