Why did the libertarian chicken cross the road?

That's none of your damn business. Is he being detained

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the cactus cross the road?

It got stuck to the chicken.

Why did the libertarian chicken cross the road?

That's none of your damn business. Is he being detained

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the Canadian cross the road?

Because that's the direction his car was sliding.

Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?

Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!

Damn Business Jokes More Damn Business Jokes

How many Libertarians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

If it's their lightbulb, none of your damn business.

Why did the libertarian chicken cross the road?

That's none of your damn business. Is he being detained

Detain Jokes More Detain Jokes

Why was the mathematician detained at the airport?

Because he planned to blow up a plane.

Where do we keep our thoughts detained?

In brain cells!