Why was the mathematician detained at the airport?

Because he planned to blow up a plane.

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What's the first part of a stripper to blow?

The knee. It's a load-bearing joint.

Why couldn't the soldier feel his legs?

Because his arms were blown off.

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What do mathematicians confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Dec 25 = Oct 31

What do you call an angry, seafaring mathematician?

rate!!!

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Why was the mathematician detained at the airport?

Because he planned to blow up a plane.

How much would you have to pay a teacher to flunk your kid so he has to go to Summer School?

Just planning ahead...

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Why did the terrorists have to blow up a Paris nightclub?

Because their planes kept missing the Eiffel Tower.

What do you call a black guy who flies a plane?

A PILOT, YOU RACIST!

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Why couldn't Edward leave the Airport?

Because he was Snowden...

What did the DJ say to the jazz musician?

Take me to the airport.

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Why did the Libertarian Cross the Road?

None of your Damn Business. Am I being detained?

Where do we keep our thoughts detained?

In brain cells!