Why was the mathematician detained at the airport?

Because he planned to blow up a plane.

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How do you blow up a Muslim's iPhone?

Put it into airplane mode.

What's orange and sounds like a carrot!!!????

A snowman blowing his nose!!!!!!!!

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Why are so many Mathematicians vegetarians?

Cos Lettuce

What's a mathematicians worst nightmare?

An EULer spill

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How does a man show he's planning for the future?

He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

Why was the mathematician detained at the airport?

Because he planned to blow up a plane.

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?

The Pilot, you racist.

What did the left tower say to the right tower?

I gotta catch a plane

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Why do arabs use Colgate before going to the airport?

because it provides cavity protection

How does a german get to the airport?

He heils a taxi!

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Why was the actor detained by airport security?

He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.

Why did the libertarian chicken cross the road?

That's none of your damn business. Is he being detained