What does Jesus say when someone cuts his call?

Hello.. Hello..? Lama sabachthani?!

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Why did Jesus go to the gym?

To make sure his cross fit.

What is Jesus' favourite dessert?

Propheteroles

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Why is the oval office oval shaped?

Because the government cuts corners.

What's the difference between a radical and a moderate Muslim?

A radical Muslim wants to cut your head off, but a moderate Muslim the radical Muslim to cut your head off. Bye.