What does Jesus say when someone cuts his call?

Hello.. Hello..? Lama sabachthani?!

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How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus weighed 4.2 kg?

Cause thay had a weigh in the mangor.

Why do mathematicians love talking about Jesus?

Because he's a cross product.

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What do Romans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

What is the difference between Emo teenagers and your lawn?

Your lawn won't cut itself.