What do Romans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

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Why could the chef not cook a tree branch?

Because he used a non-stick pan.

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He used Apple Maps.

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What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four

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He ate pizza before it was cool.

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Cut the rope

What gets longer the more you cut it at both ends?

A ditch.

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Little Caesars

How do Mexicans cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

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What do Romans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks )