Why could the chef not cook a tree branch?

Because he used a non-stick pan.

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What do you use to make boot soup?

Birkenstock

How does Google clean their facilities?

They use Google Mops.

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What do you call a mummy that hates other peoples cooking?

Gordan Ramses

Why is steak harder to cook than spinach?

It takes a lot more thyme to accomplish.

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Why was the chef mad?

He had all the money in the world, but no thyme.

Why was the chef fired?

He was caught stroganoff

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Why couldn't the beaver cook his twigs?

He only had Non-Stick pans.

Why could the chef not cook a tree branch?

Because he used a non-stick pan.