Why could the chef not cook a tree branch?

Because he used a non-stick pan.

Previous Random Joke Next
Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What kind of tape do kidnappers use?

abDUCT tape

Why did the duck get kicked out of church?

Because he was using fowl language!

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

How does captain hook cook pita bread?

With a pita pan.

How do ghosts like their chicken cooked?

Terri-fried!

Chef Jokes More Chef Jokes

What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?

Well, this was a waste of Thyme."

Why did the chef add extra oregano to the sauce?

He was making up for lost thyme. Thank you, thank you. I'll just show myself out now.

Non Stick Pan Jokes More Non Stick Pan Jokes

Why couldn't the beaver cook his twigs?

He only had Non-Stick pans.

Why could the chef not cook a tree branch?

Because he used a non-stick pan.