Why could the chef not cook a tree branch?

Because he used a non-stick pan.

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What can run out before you've had a chance to use it?

Slaves.

When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?

When there are no attachments

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

Whats the hardest part of cooking a potato?

Signing the legal guardian paperwork

What do you call a delicacy made by stripping the skin off of a Native American and cooking it?

A Sioux Flay

Chef Jokes More Chef Jokes

Why was the pilot jealous of the chef?

Because of his ground thyme.

What's worse than finding hair in your food?

Finding out the chef is bald.

Non Stick Pan Jokes More Non Stick Pan Jokes

Why couldn't the beaver cook his twigs?

He only had Non-Stick pans.

Why could the chef not cook a tree branch?

Because he used a non-stick pan.