Why couldn't the beaver cook his twigs?

He only had Non-Stick pans.

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Beaver Jokes More Beaver Jokes

How do you know If your girlfriend is Canadian?

Look at her beaver.

What did the river say when it saw the beavers?

I'll be dammed.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

How would you like that cooked?

gets right up in waitresses face* With frickin fire, obviously

What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable?

Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.

Twig Jokes More Twig Jokes

Why couldn't the beaver cook his twigs?

He only had Non-Stick pans.

What do you call a twig that won't stop looking in the mirror?

A narcissistick.

Non Stick Pan Jokes More Non Stick Pan Jokes

Why could the chef not cook a tree branch?

Because he used a non-stick pan.

Why couldn't the beaver cook his twigs?

He only had Non-Stick pans.