Why couldn't the beaver cook his twigs?

He only had Non-Stick pans.

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What did Alyssa the duck say to Henry the beaver?

Quack quack!

Why was the beaver homeless?

He just couldn't give a dam.

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What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?

Cook-a-doodle-do!

What is ez to cook?

CookEZ.

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What do you call a child who shoots with twigs at a PTSD victim?

TWIGERING

Why couldn't the beaver cook his twigs?

He only had Non-Stick pans.

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Why couldn't the beaver cook his twigs?

He only had Non-Stick pans.

Why could the chef not cook a tree branch?

Because he used a non-stick pan.