Why was the beaver homeless?

He just couldn't give a dam.

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What do beavers do to a river?

God dam it

I just watched a documentary about beavers.

It was the best dam show I ever saw

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What did the cow say when she saw the Dalmatian?

Dam... I got to get in shape!

Why are boats being driven into the side of the lake?

It's ram a dam