Why was the beaver homeless?

He just couldn't give a dam.

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What did the beaver say to the tree?

It's been nice gnawing you.

What's the worst part about being a beaver?

It's a lot of dam work.

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What'd the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Dam!

What did the fish scream when its tank cracked?

Dam-it!"