What do you give a train driver for Christmas ?

Platform shoes !

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What's the most poular Christmas carol in the desert?

Oh caaamel ye faithful.

What did Santa Clause give all the naughty boys and girls for Christmas this year?

He made them Batman.

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What do you give a train driver for Christmas ?

Platform shoes !

What's the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver?

A schoolteacher says "Spit out that toffee" and a train says "Choo choo."