What do you give a train driver for Christmas ?

Platform shoes !

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What did the orphan get for Christmas?

A family.

Why am I getting my Christmas presents in August?

Her mom replies, "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."

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What do you give a train driver for Christmas ?

Platform shoes !

What's the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver?

A schoolteacher says "Spit out that toffee" and a train says "Choo choo."