What do you give a train driver for Christmas ?

Platform shoes !

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What do you get a body builder for Christmas?

A dictionary, so they get plenty of definition.

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How many trains have I derailed in all my years as a train driver?

It's hard to keep track.

What do you give a train driver for Christmas ?

Platform shoes !