What are they both thinking?

Don't look down.

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What did everyone think?

STEVE: PAUL: JANE: SARAH: MARK: DAVE:

Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist?

Because she thought everybody loved her.

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Who would win in a fight...your mom or your dad?

From the looks of it, your dad won

Why do pencils shave?

To look sharp. Credit: 3rd grade me.