What are they both thinking?

Don't look down.

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What do I get when I pour my Root Beer into a square mug?

Just Beer. If you don't get it, think mathematically.

Why do pessimists always think it's the weekend?

Because every day is a sadder-day.

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How many blind people does it take to change a light bulb?

None if nobody's looking.

Who looks after the EuroDisney website?

Mick e-mouse.