Who else have gone through this Sarcasm?

Me: Baby, I was thinking about you so sending you She: Thanks for Thinking

Previous Random Joke Next
Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How do pirates know they exist?

They think, therefore they ARRRRRRRR!

What did Stevie Wonder think when he got a cheese grater for christmas?

That it was the most violent book he'd ever read.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you call a baby from Dover?

Doverkiin.

What is red and hangs around trees?

A baby hit by a snow blower

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

How do you turn a computer into a zombie?

Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.

What do Romulans and Vulcans do with their high school drop outs?

Send them to barber school.

Sarcasm Jokes More Sarcasm Jokes

What's the difference between sarcasm and a serious statement?

What're you asking me for I have Asperger's.

Why can't you use sarcasm with a kleptomaniac?

Because they take things literally.