Who else have gone through this Sarcasm?

Me: Baby, I was thinking about you so sending you She: Thanks for Thinking

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What are they both thinking?

Don't look down.

What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?

When the power goes off.

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What do you call it when you drown a baby in soda?

Infantacide

What's easier to load into a garbage truck, babies or bowling balls?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

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What's the rule for Twitter crushes?

So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.

How do you send a dog to space?

Laika boss.

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Who else have gone through this Sarcasm?

Me: Baby, I was thinking about you so sending you She: Thanks for Thinking

Why do beaches not get sarcasm?

Because they always take things littorally