Me: Baby, I was thinking about you so sending you She: Thanks for Thinking
Between us, I think we can make a lot of money!"
He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado
Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch
Baby Powder.
A: He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.
Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.
What're you asking me for I have Asperger's.
They take things literally