Me: Baby, I was thinking about you so sending you She: Thanks for Thinking
A graduated cylinder. This is the only joke I've ever thought of.
2: Not much, Brian. I had a pint yesterday. 1: Oh! Really I thought you were only 15 2: I am! 1: So what was it Guiness 2: No, it was water.
If its black it aint good
99, 98 get in a pile while 1 grabs a match and lighter fluid.
She was always using fowl language.
They remove all attachments.
They take things literally
