What's the difference between sarcasm and a serious statement?

What're you asking me for I have Asperger's.

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What's the difference between a guy with a vasectomy and a guy without a vasectomy?

There's a vas deferens.

What's the difference between the UN and ISIS?

The pension package.

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How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT?

Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**

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What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

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All their statements are baseless.

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Why can't you use sarcasm with a kleptomaniac?

Because they take things literally.

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What do people with aspergers Do in the bathroom?

They take an aspie

What's the difference between sarcasm and a serious statement?

What're you asking me for I have Asperger's.