What's the difference between sarcasm and a serious statement?

What're you asking me for I have Asperger's.

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How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician ?

Just ask them to read this word: unionized.

What's the difference between New York City and the Land of Mordor?

Two Towers.

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How many retweets to let me take your sister to prom?

A student walks up to his friend a week before prom and asks, "Hey, how many Twitter retweets do i have to get to take your sister to prom?" His friend says, "Dude, she was abducted! She's been missing 3 weeks, you know this!" The student says, "So you're saying if i find her, i can take her?"

Where can you go on Reddit to ask questions?

Not /r/movies.

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Why can't acids argue well?

All their statements are baseless.

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

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Why do thieves have such a hard time understanding sarcasm?

They take things literally

What's the difference between sarcasm and a serious statement?

What're you asking me for I have Asperger's.

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What do people with aspergers Do in the bathroom?

They take an aspie

What's the difference between sarcasm and a serious statement?

What're you asking me for I have Asperger's.