Statement Jokes

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

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What's the difference between sarcasm and a serious statement?

What're you asking me for I have Asperger's.

Why can't acids argue well?

All their statements are baseless.

Why does chav code never compile?

They end every statement with init

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Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Ten: one to screw it in and nine to say, "Pssh, I can do that."

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

Sarcasm Jokes More Sarcasm Jokes

Why do beaches not get sarcasm?

Because they always take things littorally

Why do thieves have such a hard time understanding sarcasm?

They take things literally

Environmental Impact Statement Jokes More Environmental Impact Statement Jokes

How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.

How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.

Oc Jokes More Oc Jokes

What do you put in an actor's drink... OC to raise the level of anticipation at the Oscars?

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How do you get into a Native American restaurant?

OC You make a reservation

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?

He wanted rich milk!

Why are cows always broke?

The farmers milk them dry.

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

Why do midgets make bad parents?

Cause they struggle to put food on the table

What is small, crying and cannot get under the table?

A child with pitchfork in his back

Acid Jokes More Acid Jokes

What happens when you take acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids

Whats another term for acid?

Its on the tip of my tongue...

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What ethnicity is Santa?

North Poleish

Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety