The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC
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What're you asking me for I have Asperger's.
All their statements are baseless.
They end every statement with init
You trying to get a rise out of me! Came up with while I was making pizza.
He wears the cardboard box on his boots.
because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.
The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!
Triplets
A trip without the kids
Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.
Biologist 2: Oh it was quite ribbiting.
Over 9000.
A: If we change the light bulb we'll have to change everything.
In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.
A: Because on the box it said From 2 to 4 years.
To get to the other side
One. They just hold the bulb in place and the world revolves around them.
To get the meme on the other side.
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