How many narcissists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They just hold the bulb in place and the world revolves around them.

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How many talking heads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.

How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years

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How many Vietnam War Veterans does it take to change a lightbulb?

You don't know man, you weren't there!

How does Alabama keep alcohol out of high school?

Change the drinking age to 25

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How many Vietnam veterans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

YOU WOULDN'T KNOW SON YOU WEREN'T THERE!!

How many social scientists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Social scientists do not change light bulbs they search for the root cause as to why the last one went out.

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What did the hipster say when a starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!"

What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?"

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How many narcissists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One narcissist. The narcissist holds the lightbulb in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.

How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb?

One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.

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How do narcissists remember everything?

They have a photogenic memory.

How many narcissists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They just hold the bulb in place and the world revolves around them.