What did the hipster say when a starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!"

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Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

A: She opens the car door.

How does Winnie the Pooh open his honey pot?

With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

How do you drown a hipster?

In the mainstream

Why did the hipster... Why did the hipster burn his mouth on the hot coffee?

Because he drank it before it was cool.

Neighborhood Jokes More Neighborhood Jokes

How can you tell when Halloween is coming too soon?

The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK

What did the hipster say when a starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!"

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Who hits the ground first?

Better question would be: Why were they in the tree in the first place?

Why does Ellen Pao play so much tennis?

Its the only place she can get love.

Starbuck Jokes More Starbuck Jokes

What's the best thing about having a girlfriend who is addicted to Starbucks?

You'll never forget her name.

Why do people order espresso shots at Starbucks?

Because it's black. Sorry.