The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK
The witch !
The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!
Dad jokes
Treason
If it's bill withers!
They'll tell you.
It blew up
Sorry, the punchline is the joke. If you don't get it, ask your dad.
He ain't have no boo
Because they like to pumpkin. I'll see myself out...
George: HIJKLMNO Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you George: Sure you said H to O !
Ooooooooo S: OK! OK!
It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood.
If most people leave before shooting starts.
Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.
Yeah I get it, I shoot monkeys on sight too.