The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK
He got turnip
She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.
Their dad built it, and their mom cleans it
Because my dad has been gone for 13 years looking for them.
Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.
The tomato is red.
Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it.
From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.
I'll be Bach
He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused.
because they pump-kin
You owe Eve an O.
The Blacks get car insurance.
If most people leave before shooting starts.
Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.
Yeah I get it, I shoot monkeys on sight too.
