How do you make a dog say meow?

How do you make a dog say meow? Put it in the freezer, then get a chainsaw and cut it. MEEEEEEEOOOWWW!!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you say when a dog runs away?

Dog-gone!

Why did the dog die?

It had Barkinsons

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022141291023 pieces?

Guacomole.

What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

amaized.

Freezer Jokes More Freezer Jokes

What did the baseball manager do when he needed another man in the bullpen?

He took a can of orange juice from the freezer and made a pitcher.

Why did the chicken lock itself in the freezer?

to get to the other side.

Chainsaw Jokes More Chainsaw Jokes

What do you call a fear of chainsaws?

Logic.

Why are black men afraid of chainsaw's?

When you start them, they made the sound "runnnniganiganiganiga" Sorry for the racism, but had to share this.

Meow Jokes More Meow Jokes

How do you make a cat go "meow"?

Take it out of the freezer and run it through a bandsaw.

What is the internet's predominant religion?

Cat-holic-ism. Meow!