How do you know a redneck invented the tooth brush?

We would have called it a teeth brush

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What's the difference between a feminist and an illegal immigrant?

The illegal immigrant knows how to cook.

How do you know you are sitting next to a ski instructor?

They'll tell you.

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What did the redneck say when she lost her virginity?

GET OFF ME DAD, you're crushing my cigarettes!

Why did the redneck take his cat to Walmart after running over it's tail with the lawn mower?

Because they're the largest re-tail-er

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Why, with twice the population of the United States at the time didn't China invent the airplane first?

Well, two Wongs don't make a Wright.

How does a woman go about inventing something?

She gives birth to a boy.

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How do you know the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia?

It would have been called a teeth brush anywhere else.

How do you know a redneck invented the tooth brush?

We would have called it a teeth brush