How do you know a redneck invented the tooth brush?

We would have called it a teeth brush

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How high is it Doctor?

she wanted to know. 'One hundred and three' said the doctor. 'What is the world record '

What do you get when cross a black man and a octopus?

I don't know but I'm sure he could pick the hell out of some cotton.

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Why do rednecks like the doggie position?

That way they can both watch wrestling.

What's the difference between bacteria and rednecks?

When looking at bacteria you can actually find some culture.

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Why is there so little Puerto Rican literature?

Because the spray paint can wasn't invented until 1949.

Where is the lift?

American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.

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How do you know a redneck invented the tooth brush?

We would have called it a teeth brush

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia?

It would have been called a teeth brush anywhere else.