We would have called it a teeth brush
To know when to blow up
You don't know which witch is which!
Because they're the largest re-tail-er
She quits counting.
Who else invents things?
To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.
Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)