Why Ahmed made a clock?

To know when to blow up

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Why do successful lettuce farmers always get women?

Because everyone knows they give good *head*.

Why did the hillbillies save some doe?

Because they knew it would give them a buck in good time.

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Why did the suicidal air go to the airport?

So he could BLOW it up. Please don't hurt meh.

What do the English use to blow up their enemies?

Tea N' Tea.

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What do you call a clock on the moon?

A: A lunartick.

How do you fix a womans watch?

You dont. There is a clock on the oven.

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Who's there ! Ahmed ! Ahmed who ?

Ahmed a big mistake coming here !

Why did Ahmed take his clock to school?

He wanted to see time fly