Why Ahmed made a clock?

To know when to blow up

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Why did the young Mexican solve the problem so easily?

It was a no buena My girlfriend is Mexican so I love Mexican jokes. Let me know if you have one!

What's an author's favorite drink?

Tequila Mockingbird. (Yes I know it's horrible :P)

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Why did the suicidal air go to the airport?

So he could BLOW it up. Please don't hurt meh.

What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar?

I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there

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How did the clock get cancer?

Second-hand smoke!

Why was Ke$ha arrested?

TiK ToK On The Clock

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Who's there ! Ahmed ! Ahmed who ?

Ahmed a big mistake coming here !

Why Ahmed made a clock?

To know when to blow up