Why did the suicidal air go to the airport?

So he could BLOW it up. Please don't hurt meh.

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What did Optimus Prime say to Arcee?

Have you ever blown a Transformer?

How did Caitlyn Jenner and Kanye West settle an argument?

They went outside and exchanged blows.

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

Why is Edward Snowden still in Russia?

The airport is Snowden

What did airport security tell the Dentist?

We need to give you a cavity search

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

What kind of punch hurts the most?

A Sandy Hook.

What if animals "were" injured in the making of a film. Do they list that in the credits?

Tim hurt one monkey. He is very sorry.

Meh Jokes More Meh Jokes

How do bored cows sound like?

Meh

Why don't the citizens of Boston build igloos?

Meh. They just aren't in' uit.