Meh Jokes

What flavour toothpaste do indifferent people like?

Meh-nthol

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Why did the suicidal air go to the airport?

So he could BLOW it up. Please don't hurt meh.

How do bored cows sound like?

Meh

What did Hugh Hefner say when he got to heaven?

meh

Why don't the citizens of Boston build igloos?

Meh. They just aren't in' uit.

What does a Canadian hipster say?

meh".

How's your Mom's cherry pie taste?

Meh.. It's Oedipal

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Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

What doesn't Princess Leia like toy guns?

Because the Nerf hurt her.

What does a bee say before it stings you ?

This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you !

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound does a pool make when someone you don't like jumps in?

DOOOOUUUUCCCCHHHEEEEEE!

What sound does Korean bread make when it hits a wall?

Bang! (!)

Boston Jokes More Boston Jokes

Why don't British people pronounce their T's?

Because they're all in the Boston harbor."

What do you call a beautiful girl in Boston?

A tourist.

Igloo Jokes More Igloo Jokes

Why don't the citizens of Boston build igloos?

Meh. They just aren't in' uit.

What does an Eskimo do if his house falls down?

Igloos it back together.

Bore Jokes More Bore Jokes

What do bored frogs do on a Friday night?

They go Bar Hopping!...

What did the dog say to the pig?

You are such a bore."

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

What do you call being sick because of an airport?

Terminal illness

How do you get a free flight at an airport?

Take the stairs.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What do Hillary and Monica have in common?

They both blew it.

How do you blow a movie quote?

You just put your lips together and whistle

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

Why should I let you into heaven?

Me: Once a coworker said "supposably" 7 times in a meeting & I just let her StP: Get in here

What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff