Meh Jokes

What flavour toothpaste do indifferent people like?

Meh-nthol

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Why did the suicidal air go to the airport?

So he could BLOW it up. Please don't hurt meh.

How do bored cows sound like?

Meh

What did Hugh Hefner say when he got to heaven?

meh

Why don't the citizens of Boston build igloos?

Meh. They just aren't in' uit.

What does a Canadian hipster say?

meh".

How's your Mom's cherry pie taste?

Meh.. It's Oedipal

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Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

What did the DJ say to the jazz musician?

Take me to the airport.

Why was the mathematician detained at the airport?

Because he planned to blow up a plane.

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

Why are blondes hurt by people's words?

A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.

What can a yakuza do for living when he doesn't want to hurt people?

tattoo master

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

How are a grenade and a girlfriend similar?

If they're good ones, they'll both blow really well.

What has nine arms and blows?

Def Leppard

Hugh Hefner Jokes More Hugh Hefner Jokes

What did Mick Jagger say when he walked in on Hugh Hefner in bed with Dennis Weaver?

He said "Hey Hey Hugh Hugh Get Off Of McCould"

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper?

Ask Hugh Hefner.

Bore Jokes More Bore Jokes

What do bored frogs do on a Friday night?

They go Bar Hopping!...

What is a pirate's favorite drink?

The HI-C! (punchline must be said in proper pirate voice) (this is what I do when bored at work not even ashamed)

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

What's gambling like in heaven?

It's a pair-a-dice.

What do you call a nun who's gone to Heaven?

Nun of the above.

Citizen Jokes More Citizen Jokes

Why did the US citizen cross the road?

To cross the border into Canada.

What do you call someone who has ancestry back to China but is a 2nd generation US citizen and is a professional bodybuilder?

Ben Ching.

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

How did the bad Canadian fisherman describe his only catch of the day?

Aboot this big"

What's the difference between a Canadian and an American?

Canadian knows the difference between a school and a shooting range.