What sound does Korean bread make when it hits a wall?

Bang! (!)

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Korean Jokes More Korean Jokes

Which of these three does not belong: (A) a lobster, (B) a flounder, or (C) a Korean man who has just been run over by a bus?

The answer is (B) a flounder. The other two are crushedAsians.

What does a north Korean and a ginger have in common?

Neither has a Seoul

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What did the stupid ghost do?

He used to climb over walls.

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's the difference between a golfball and a woman's 'G' spot?

A man will actually spend 20 minutes looking for a golfball... Alternative punchline: Man can actually hit a golfball...

Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car?

So he always hits the green when he's driving.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What do Jedi sheep sound like?

Dagobah.

Why did a man's pet vulture not make a sound for five years?

It was stuffed.

Bang Jokes More Bang Jokes

Why do you when you sign to a Dating site ?

A: More bang for your buck !!!! (Wow, that was bad)

What's the best part about banging Jessica Alba?

You'll know if she was faking it.