What does the rest of the colony call an old ant?

An antique.

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How many members of an ethnicity does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number! One member to perform the task, and the rest to behave in a manner stereotypical to the ethnicity in question.

How many white people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them. One to hold the bulb and the rest to screw the world.

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What's it called when you go around looking for stuff to buy that's made in America?

Antiquing.

What does the rest of the colony call an old ant?

An antique.

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Where does a lonely ant go when it is separated from its colony?

I have no idea, but this looks like a good joke. So post your proposals in comments.

What does the rest of the colony call an old ant?

An antique.