What does the rest of the colony call an old ant?

An antique.

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What do girls and parking spaces have in common?

All the good ones are taken and the rest are disabled

Why was the car engine so loud, but the rest of the car terrible?

Because torque is cheap

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What's it called when you go around looking for stuff to buy that's made in America?

Antiquing.

What does the rest of the colony call an old ant?

An antique.

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What does the rest of the colony call an old ant?

An antique.

Where does a lonely ant go when it is separated from its colony?

I have no idea, but this looks like a good joke. So post your proposals in comments.