What's it called when you go around looking for stuff to buy that's made in America?

Antiquing.

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What's red and looks like a bucket?

A: A red bucket.

Why do strippers look better in the club than outside the club?

Black lights matter.

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What's it called when you go around looking for stuff to buy that's made in America?

Antiquing.

What's a moo hoo for a stuffed steer?

A full bull!

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Who likes music?

asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

How can you tell if you bought lube from Tumblr?

Because it Lubri-Can't Even!

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Why doesn't Mexico ever do well in the Olympics?

Because every mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

What is the difference between walking a dog in America and China?

The spelling.

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What do you call a 100 year old ant ?

An antique !

What do you call a black guy with a fan?

Antique air conditioner.