What is the difference between walking a dog in America and China?

The spelling.

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What's the difference between a fedora clad Brony and an egg?

The egg gets laid!

What s the difference between toilet paper and toast?

Toast is brown on both sides.

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Why Chinese vet never hungry?

Dog have rice.

Why does the dog go to the gym?

He wants to get ruff

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What do you call a radio that walks?

A walkie talkie.

What are the differences and similarities of flint michigan and the walking dead universe?

They are both post apocalyptic but only one produces brand new cars.

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Why a pirate could not spell iris?

He had only one 'i'

How do you spell moron?

M O R M O N

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What do geological plates and dinner plates have in common?

They're both pieces of china.

What is the most important factor in China's future?

Euthanasia.

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What is the difference between yoghurt and America?

When you leave yogurt alone it grows a culture!

Why is it called Justice League of America?

Do they follow territorial boundaries? If the Kaos Kommandos start a brawl in El Paso and it rolls over into Juarez, do they say "screw it, let Justice League of Mexico handle it"? (Sorry if this isn't technically a joke; it was my shower thought this morning and I thought it was funny.)