Why does America use the imperial system?

Because they are behind

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What's the difference between a $1000 used car and a Rolls-Royce?

One's a grand car and the other's a grand car

What phrase would a neckbeard who watches South Park use the most?

M'Kay

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Why does Mexico rarely wins medals at the olympic games?

All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.

What's good for the soul and rarely found in America?

A sense of humor.