How do you make hard cider?

Put it in the freezer.

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Why is it a good idea to put your money in the freezer, instead of the bank?

So you always have access to cold hard cash...

How do you make a dog meow?

Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow.