Freezer Jokes

What did the grocery clerk say when he bumped his head when he was in the freezer?

Nothing, he was knocked out .

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Why did the chicken lock itself in the freezer?

to get to the other side.

How do you make hard cider?

Put it in the freezer.

How do you make a strawberry shake?

You put it in a freezer!

What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?

Shiver me timbers!

How do you make a dog meow?

Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow.

What's the difference between a freezer and a faget?

When you pull your meet out of a freezer it doesn't fart

How do you make a dog say meow?

How do you make a dog say meow? Put it in the freezer, then get a chainsaw and cut it. MEEEEEEEOOOWWW!!

Why is it a good idea to put your money in the freezer, instead of the bank?

So you always have access to cold hard cash...

How do you make a cat go "meow"?

Take it out of the freezer and run it through a bandsaw.

What do a redhead and a freezer have in common?

They've both got ice on the inside.

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Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer?

A: So she could keep the refrigerator cold.

What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.

What did the baseball manager do when he needed another man in the bullpen?

He took a can of orange juice from the freezer and made a pitcher.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

A:('He wanted cold hard cash!')

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer ?

Mice cubes !

Why did the nurse keep the bedpan in the refrigerator?

Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.

What's the most dangerous thing in your freezer?

Ice is.

Why did the monster put the cake in the freezer?

Because he had been told to ice it.

Why did batman fill his freezer with water bottles?

Because he wanted just ice.

What did Bruce Willis find in the freezer at the morgue?

OC Icy dead people!

Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

He wanted cold hard cash!

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