Nothing, he was knocked out .
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to get to the other side.
Put it in the freezer.
You put it in a freezer!
Shiver me timbers!
Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow.
When you pull your meet out of a freezer it doesn't fart
How do you make a dog say meow? Put it in the freezer, then get a chainsaw and cut it. MEEEEEEEOOOWWW!!
So you always have access to cold hard cash...
Take it out of the freezer and run it through a bandsaw.
They've both got ice on the inside.
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A: So she could keep the refrigerator cold.
Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
He took a can of orange juice from the freezer and made a pitcher.
A:('He wanted cold hard cash!')
Mice cubes !
Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.
Ice is.
Because he had been told to ice it.
Because he wanted just ice.
OC Icy dead people!
He wanted cold hard cash!
It's quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit.
It's not hard...
Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.
Which hole they stick their finger in when no-one's looking.
A statistician.
Guess who's gettin' laid tomorrow!
Flemmy
Hot and Cold.
For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.
Toot uncommon
It's more fun to break wind
A: I didn't do it on porpoise.
