Nothing, he was knocked out .
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
to get to the other side.
Put it in the freezer.
You put it in a freezer!
Shiver me timbers!
Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow.
When you pull your meet out of a freezer it doesn't fart
How do you make a dog say meow? Put it in the freezer, then get a chainsaw and cut it. MEEEEEEEOOOWWW!!
So you always have access to cold hard cash...
Take it out of the freezer and run it through a bandsaw.
They've both got ice on the inside.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
A: So she could keep the refrigerator cold.
Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
He took a can of orange juice from the freezer and made a pitcher.
A:('He wanted cold hard cash!')
Mice cubes !
Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.
Ice is.
Because he had been told to ice it.
Because he wanted just ice.
OC Icy dead people!
He wanted cold hard cash!
A funeral is a meeting where you're dead outside as well as in.
I met a chinese girl today & I estimate her age to be somewhere between 4 & 197.
Good idea. Hint: Good eye-deeeeah
There are so many Wings and Wongs, you might wing a wong number.
She was trying to find the lowest prices
Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.
The license number of the car that hit him.
Because these colors don't run.
I said, "Piggy"
Checkmate bounce if you don't have money in the bank !
Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today :)
Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof
My wife."
because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so
