Why did the monster put the cake in the freezer?

Because he had been told to ice it.

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How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?

Look for gray hares.

How do you get high underwater?

seaweed! lol my friends 12 yr old daughter told us this one

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What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.

What did Bruce Willis find in the freezer at the morgue?

OC Icy dead people!

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What game do two strangers with Social Anxiety play?

Don't Break the Ice

What do French Business Men use to ice their cakes?

Franchicing

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What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!

Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?

To see if blondes have more fun.

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

How do I like my eggs?

Umm in a cake.

How do you get a 300 pound woman into bed?

piece of cake