How does a monster begin a fairy tale?

Once upon a slime . . ."

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Why have sumo wrestlers began shaving their legs?

They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists

Why do they run the credits at the beginning of Game of Thrones?

Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf?

A monster with an all-over perm.

What would you get if you crossed a monster with a redcoat?

A bigger target.

Slime Jokes More Slime Jokes

What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast?

How slime flies!

Why did the dyslexic man have slime on his face?

Because I told him a good joke.

Fairy Tale Jokes More Fairy Tale Jokes

How does a monster begin a fairy tale?

Once upon a slime . . ."

Why does Calvin Harris like reading fairy tales?

He loves a good happy ending