How does a monster begin a fairy tale?

Once upon a slime . . ."

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

How do police informants begin their jokes?

Nark Nark

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What do monsters play when they are in the bus?

Squash.

What's the difference between Tinder and the PokemonGo app?

Nothing, it both requires swiping to find monsters in your area.

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How does a monster begin a fairy tale?

Once upon a slime . . ."

Why did the dyslexic man have slime on his face?

Because I told him a good joke.

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How does a monster begin a fairy tale?

Once upon a slime . . ."

Why does Calvin Harris like reading fairy tales?

He loves a good happy ending