What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf?

A monster with an all-over perm.

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What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework ?

A firequaker !

Why'd the chicken cross the court?

Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..

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What do you call a mouse that can pick up a monster?

Sir.

How do you address a monster?

Very politely.

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Why are Werewolves such pessimists?

They refuse to look at the silver lining.

Where do fleas go in winter?

Werewolf: Search me!

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How can you see if a Hairdresser is not suitable for the job anymore?

He/she barely even cuts it anymore.

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a bucket of cement ?

Permanent waves !

Perm Jokes More Perm Jokes

How can you tell if someone who's just had a perm is on the phone?

You get a frizzy signal!

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf?

A monster with an all-over perm.