Why are Werewolves such pessimists?

They refuse to look at the silver lining.

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What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?

Look, no hands!

What did C: drive say to D: drive?

Wow you looked shocked.

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Why didn't the feminist picnic work out?

because they all refused to make sandwiches.

Why did he refuse help?

He was in The Nile

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What did the werewolf say when he got shot with a silver bullet?

Oooooooowwwwwwwwwwoooooooooooo. He howled while saying ow pretty much

What do you call a werewolf that knows it's a werewolf?

A self-awarewolf.

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Why do pessimists always think it's the weekend?

Because every day is a sadder-day.

Why are all computer scientists such pessimists?

They always worry about the worst case!

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Why aren't Japanese optimistic?

Because not every cloud has a silver lining

Why are Werewolves such pessimists?

They refuse to look at the silver lining.