Why are Werewolves such pessimists?

They refuse to look at the silver lining.

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How can you tell if your "designer clothes" are made in China?

If they look fabric-cated Very bad, I know. "This is why we don't have friends!!"

Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent."

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What do you call a Sith lord who refuses to fight?

A sithy.

What do you get when someone refuses to pay the bills?

A Greek.

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Where do you store a werewolf?

In a were-house

What's the singular form of 'werewolves'?

I am a wolf

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Why are Werewolves such pessimists?

They refuse to look at the silver lining.

What did the pessimist say to the psychologist?

Only the good die, Jung.

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Why are Werewolves such pessimists?

They refuse to look at the silver lining.

Why aren't Japanese optimistic?

Because not every cloud has a silver lining