Why are Werewolves such pessimists?

They refuse to look at the silver lining.

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Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.

Why was Thor so worried about his hair looking good?

because he is a Norsissist.

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Why do Vampires make poor project managers?

Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask )

Why did the Australian pirate refuse lunch?

Because he had Somalia.

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What's the singular form of 'werewolves'?

I am a wolf

Where do you store a werewolf?

In a were-house

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What is the difference between Russian Optimist Pessimist and Realist?

An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.

Why are Werewolves such pessimists?

They refuse to look at the silver lining.

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Why aren't Japanese optimistic?

Because not every cloud has a silver lining

Why are Werewolves such pessimists?

They refuse to look at the silver lining.