What does a blanket say to the other after a game of chess?

Well plaid.

Why does pokemon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

What game do tornadoes like to play?

Twister

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What does a chef call an undercover cop?

Pig in a blanket.

What did the blanket say to the bed?

Don't worry, I've got you covered.

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What did the Australian say when he won a game of chess?

Cheers, mate.

What's the difference between a women's track team and a group of midgets playing chess?

The latter is a group of cunning runts.