How many mm3 of dirt is there in a hole 1m x 1m x 1m?

There is no dirt in the hole!

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How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm ... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

What's the definition of a 68?

That's when you blow me and I owe you 1.

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What did Courtney Love say before she shot Kurt?

Hole is gonna be huge."

What travels down an alley and has holes in it?

A bowling ball. Or Bruce Wayne's parents.

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What's the difference between an M&amp?

M and a tiny mute in your tuna sandwich screaming for help? One melts in your mouth, one mouths in your melt.

Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair and not the feet?

Because if they drug them by the feet the would have filled with dirt.