What does a libertarian apparition say to the cops?

Am I free to ghost "

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How can this cop expect me to show him my license when he took it away last month?

What an Idiot.

How many cops does it take to arrest a broken light bulb?

Two. One arrests the room for being black. The other arrests the bulb for being broke.

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Which ghost ate too much porridge?

Ghouldilocks.

Where do ghost trains stop?

At devil crossings.