What does a libertarian apparition say to the cops?

Am I free to ghost "

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How many black people are needed to change a light bulb?

One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.

What's black &amp grey and also looks good on a cop?

The World Trade Center

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Why are ghosts always just moaning?

Did your manners die too Use your words!

What do ghosts serve for dessert?

I Scream.