What does a libertarian apparition say to the cops?

Am I free to ghost "

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Why are the cops shooting so many black men?

There's plenty of Mexicans to shoot too. Yeah I'm going to hell for that one.

What's faster than a black man dodging cops with a TV?

His brother with the laptop.

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What do ghosts wear?

Boo Jeans

Why did the ghost get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was sheet faced.