Where do ghost trains stop?

At devil crossings.

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Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

Why did the car judder to a stop when it saw a ghost?

It had a nervous breakdown.

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Which ghost ate too much porridge?

Ghouldilocks.

How do ghosts fly from one place to another?

A: By scareplane.