Why was the Chinese Journey cover band ...

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What is the best way to stop a politician?

A really strong gust of wind.

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?

Slap her.

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What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?

The Adhomineminal Snowman

Who is the coolest guy at the hospital?

The ultra sound guy. And who covers when hes off sick The hip replacement guy.

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Why are highly successful people named Mark always so depressed?

Because they can't stop hitting themselves. This joke came to me while I was half asleep this morning. I'm not sure how original it is. I probably heard some variation of it somewhere and have just forgotten. Any suggestions for improving it?

Why did the car swerve off the road?

It hit the chicken. Bazing!

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What Does A Chinese Man Need When Taking his Dog Out?

Oven mitts.

How do chinese people laugh over the internet?

Lmao Zedong

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What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

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Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

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What are the 5 best Vegetables of all time?

tink about it. Gai lan, gai lan... gai lan, gai lan, and gai lan. (thanks to Chapelle show skit((making the band)))

What did the band Weezer say about the nudist beach?

All the mammaries made me want to go back there!

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Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time

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Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!