What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time

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What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time

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What do frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant woman have in common?

An idiot who forgot to take it out earlier.

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If it's black it won't give you any food

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What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.

What do frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant woman have in common?

An idiot who forgot to take it out earlier.

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What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time

What's a burnt pizza, frozen beer, & a pregnant girl have in common?

In each scenario, there's a dumb guy who didn't take it out in time.