What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time

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What do you call a Woolworths that burnt down?

Coles.

What do you get when you burn Baltimore?

Baltiless

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How do you get 20 Canadians out of a pool?

Okay folks, time to get out of the pool!"

What do nuclear physicists do when they have time off?

They go fission.

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What to do when a blonde throws a grenade at you... What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

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When she goes to pull out her tampon and all the cotton's been picked.

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What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time

What do you call a clean, good looking well behaved monster?

a failure!

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What do frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant woman have in common?

An idiot who forgot to take it out earlier.

What does a burnt pizza and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone that didn't take it out in time.

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What do burnt pizza, frozen beer and a pregnant chick have in common?

Some douchebag forgot to pull it out in time.

What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

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What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant girl?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

What do a burnt pizza, frozen beer, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone didn't pull it out in time.