What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

How did the mobster burn his lips on a tailpipe?

He tried to blow up a police car.

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What do you do if a blonde person throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

Why do cars slow down when they see a cop has pulled someone over?

HE'S A LITTLE BUSY TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW DUMMIES

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

Why do white girls always walk around in groups of 3?

Because they can't even!

How many blonde's does it take to screw In a light bulb?

3: One holds the light bulb, and the other two spin the Chair.

Pregnant Woman Jokes More Pregnant Woman Jokes

What's the healthiest sport a pregnant women can play?

Kick boxing

Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech?

What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech? Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)

What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, " ....I'll leave now.

Burn Pizza Jokes More Burn Pizza Jokes

What does a burnt pizza and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone that didn't take it out in time.

What do burnt pizza, frozen beer and a pregnant chick have in common?

Some douchebag forgot to pull it out in time.

Frozen Beer Jokes More Frozen Beer Jokes

What do a burnt pizza, frozen beer, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone didn't pull it out in time.

What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.