What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

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To burn some calories.

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She answered the iron.

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He couldn't pull out of the chicken

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A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

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What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common?

The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!

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Flossless compression!

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THIS gu

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What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common?

The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!

What does a burnt pizza and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone that didn't take it out in time.

Frozen Beer Jokes More Frozen Beer Jokes

What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time

What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.