How did Hellen Keller burn her ear?

She answered the iron.

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What do a Bernie Sanders supporter, a Cross-Fitter, and a person with Herpes have in common?

They all "Feel The Burn!"

What do Fort McMurray and a 1998 Pontiac Sunfire have in common?

Both are full of white trash and smell like burning oil.

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Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

What would Chewbacca do?

And the answer is always, "Make that gargly roaring sound." So that's what I do.

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What's long and black?

every day How did Hellen Keller lose her virginity Someone left a plunger in the toilet

What did Hellen Keller not see when she fell?

the floor

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What's black and screaming?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

How did Hellen Keller burn her ear?

She answered the iron.