How did Hellen Keller burn her ear?

She answered the iron.

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What's the difference between smoking weed and burning the koran?

If you burn the koran, you can only get stoned once.

Why can't Charlie Sheen finish the alphabet?

Because when he gets to 'P' it burns.

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When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

answer "Scissors." then drive away..

Why did the Skeleton cross the road?

Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.

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How do you get even with Hellen Keller?

Comment your favorite Hellen Keller jokes) How do you get even with Hellen Keller Leave the plunger in the toilet

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver?

She is a woman.

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What's black and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

Why did the blonde burn her ear?

The phone rang while she was ironing!