How did Hellen Keller burn her ear?

She answered the iron.

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Why shouldn't you burn scented candles inside of a Buddhist shrine?

Because doing so would be incense-itive!

How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate the pizza before it was cool.

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What do you say when you find two banana peels together?

Answer: A pair of slipper

What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Answer: Oh, so it has its ups and downs.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?

You would run away too if your name was MUWWAAAUY

How did Hellen Keller break her arms when she fell down a well?

She was shouting for help.

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What's red and black and screaming all over?

Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron.

What elements make up life?

Lithium and Iron