Why did the blonde burn her ear?

The phone rang while she was ironing!

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

How many anti-social teens does it take to ignore a burned-out light bulb?

None of your business!

How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey?

Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!

Iron Jokes More Iron Jokes

What's black and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

What's long and hard and makes women groan?

An ironing board.

Phone Rang Jokes More Phone Rang Jokes

Why did Hellen Kellar burn her ear?

The phone rang and she answered the iron. Why did she burn her other ear They called back.

Why did the blonde burn her ear?

The phone rang while she was ironing!