How did the polish terrorist burn his lips?

Burned them on a cars tailpipe when he tried blowing it up.

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What did God say when he saw the first black person?

Ooops, I burnt one!

How did the hipster burn his tounge?

He bit into his flat bread before it was cool!

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What does a fresh egg say when you try to hardboil it?

It'll take me about 20 minutes to get hard, I just got laid by some chick.

Why did the vengeful fireman lose his job?

He tried fighting fire with fire.

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What did the pirate say when he walked into the brothel?

arggg! thar she blows

What kid blows you and gets you all wet?

El Nio

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How did the polish terrorist burn his lips?

Burned them on a cars tailpipe when he tried blowing it up.

Why do hipsters burn their lips when they drink tea?

Because they drink it before it's cool.

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How do you sink a polish war ship?

You put it in water

How do you break a Polish man's finger?

Punch him in the nose.