How did the polish terrorist burn his lips?

Burned them on a cars tailpipe when he tried blowing it up.

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Why did the hipster chemist get burnt?

He touched the beaker before it was cool.

How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey?

Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!

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What do you call an alligator trying to start trouble?

An instagator!

How many tries does it take to get to the front page?

A LOT.

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Why don't Mexicans blow their noses?

So that they have something to pick in the off-season.

What did the terrorist say to the police before he blew up the building?

C4 yourself!

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How do you pick Dolly Parton's Kids out of a crowd?

They're the ones with stretch marks around their lips.

When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.

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How do you say "touchdown" in Polish?

Gronkowski

Why did the polish person marry someone from the other side of the country?

Because opposite poles attract