How do you sink a polish war ship?

You put it in water

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Why did the plant say after being watered?

I'm not hungry exactly, but I could still use a light snack".

Why are ships' portholes round?

So that if they break, water doesn't hit you square in the face.

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How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door.

Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

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Where did the frog say his family came from?

They are German and a tad-Polish"

What sound does a Polish crow make?

Krakow