How do you sink a polish war ship?

You put it in water

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What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

What do you call a armless, legless man in water?

Bob.

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How can north korea tell if it made a ship or a submarine?

By how fast it sinks.

Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

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How do you say "touchdown" in Polish?

Gronkowski

What does a Polish man give to his bride on their wedding day that's both long and hard?

His surname