Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?

Husband : Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna. ... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What do you call a pink slip served inside a bag of coffee?

Grounds for termination.

How does Bilbo take his tea?

Bag-in

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What is the 25th letter of the alphabet?

The son answers, "Y." "Because I want to know!"

How do you call sons of australians and germans?

Men at Work

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What do you call money that grows on trees?

Marijuana

What is the worst way to find out you just came into money?

via sticky notes

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why did the prison board decide to build the new prison out of concrete?

The old one was made of steal.

Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What did the raisin see when she came home early from work?

Her husband on a date.

Hows your headache?

Husband: She's fine.

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

What is a Catholic choir boy's favorite song?

Can't Touch This"

Why did the nun call the Womens helpline?

because she was touched by Jesus.

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What is the difference between a Mexican and a book?

A book has papers.

Which book has the worst cliffhanger?

Anne Frank's Diary