What do you call money that grows on trees?

Marijuana

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What do you call a guy with two marijuanas?

Double jointed.

Where is the best place in town to buy marijuana?

High Street, of course.

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Why does the mermaid wear seashells?

She grew out of her b-shells.

Why did Satan keep growing his herb garden even when his oregano died each time?

Because he always had a Hell of a good thyme.

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What is grey, very big and when it falls out of a tree the stove breaks?

The stove.

What's white and can't climb trees?

A Refrigerator

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Where does Santa stash his money?

In a snowbank.

What's the difference between a football player and a bank robber?

The bank robber says: Give me the money or I will shoot! The football player says: Give me the money or I won't shoot.