What do you call money that grows on trees?

Marijuana

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What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

What does a pencil have in common with marijuana?

If it doesn't make you look smart, it's blunt.

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What's te definition of a bachelor pad?

A. All the house plants are dead but there's something growing in the refrigerator.

Why does Ariel the Mermaid wear seashells?

She grew out of her B - shells!

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What famous person is a huge fan of trees?

Tim ber"ton

What did a tree say to another tree?

Nothing, trees can't talk!

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Where do Polar Bears keep their money?

In the Snowbank. My first post is a dad joke LOL

What grey has a wand huge wings and gives money to elephants ?

The tusk fairy !