What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.

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Why doesnt Nickelback play football?

Because even if they had 4 players they still couldnt throw a ball.

How many ducks would there be if you saw two ducks in front of two ducks two ducks between two ducks and two ducks behind two ducks?

Answer: 4 ducks-because they are in a row.

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What cell phone service do Stormtroopers use?

AT & AT.

What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

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What is similar between gas and water?

Not much, but in Flint they are both regular and unleaded

What goes over the water, and under the water, but stays dry?

Jesus in a submarine.

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How did Harry Potter cross the road?

Walking Jk rolling

What would Jesus say if you angered him?

I'm Crossed."

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Why doesn't the stone vendor value money?

Because he takes it for granite.

What does a successful CS:GO bettor spend the money on?

Vacation.

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

Why did Johnny drop his ice cream?

Because he got hit by a truck!

How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: One. No two. No... How many do we have on the truck

Afford Jokes More Afford Jokes

What is the meaning of afford?

It's the car most sales representatives drive.

Why are so many people in San Francisco homeless?

They can't afford an apartment because they only make 50 grand per year.

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What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.

What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.