What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.

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What is twitter?

3. Twitter is beautiful. 4. What is life

What do you call a black woman who's had 4 abortions?

A crime fighter.

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Why did the architect take so long to get started on his church blueprints?

He couldn't decide what font to use.

What does Batman use to wash his hair?

Conditioner Gordon.

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What kind of water do you drink when the snow melts?

Spring water.

Why do photons travels slower through water?

They having a float-on. it very good

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What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist with a Jehovah's Witness?

knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes to discuss nothing

Why did Einstein cross the road?

So the other side could get to him

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Why do they attach chains to their pens?

If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.

Why did Lamar give money to Kobe?

Because Lamar Odom

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How do you tell which truck is the mail truck?

It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.

What is the best way to get over a guy/girl?

Truck.

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What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

it was repossessed!

Why do birds live in nests?

Because they can't afford houses in this economy.

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What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.

What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.