Whats the difference between a porsche and an erection?

I dont have a porsche. (Best told by whispering in someones ear.)

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What's the difference between sanctuary and prison?

Toilet paper.

What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn?

Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.

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How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is

Whats your favorite pickup line?

Mine is: I'll give you candy if you get in the van

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What's the difference between an erection and a Camaro?

I don't have a Camaro....

Whats the difference between a porsche and an erection?

I dont have a porsche. (Best told by whispering in someones ear.)

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How can you tell Oriental Dynasties are obese?

Because they have hundreds of Qins

How do you sink a norwegian submarine?

Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)

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What is ye difference between a porcupine and a porsche?

The pricks are in the inside of the Porsche.

What do you get when you make a condiment out of an expensive car?

Porsche-tchesire sauce

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What it is, sweetie?

3: shouting I POOPED! "Do you know what a secret is " 3: whispering no.

When the hostess at the restaurant says "table for two?

I always like to look surprised and whisper "you can see her too ".