Whats the difference between a porsche and an erection?

I dont have a porsche. (Best told by whispering in someones ear.)

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What's the difference between a Mexican and an elevator?

An elevator can raise a family I'll just see myself out.

What's the difference between smoking weed and burning the koran?

If you burn the koran, you can only get stoned once.

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Whats the only white thing about a black guy?

His owner.

Whats a Pirates favorite letter?

Ya'll think it's the Arrr but it be the Ceeee

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What's the hardest thing about finding a dead baby on the beach?

Hiding the erection.

What does a Japanese man do when there's an erection?

He votes!

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What did the hippie say when you told him to leave your house?

Namaste

What do you call a guy who likes telling "dad jokes"?

A "groan" man...

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a KIA?

Paul Walker wouldn't be caught dead in a KIA.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche?

I've never been inside a Porsche. Nor do I have 12 Porsches in my garage.

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Whats the difference between a porsche and an erection?

I dont have a porsche. (Best told by whispering in someones ear.)

What aisle has the milk?

Sir, this is a library." *whispers* "What aisle has the milk "