What do you get when you make a condiment out of an expensive car?

Porsche-tchesire sauce

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What do you get when you make a condiment out of an expensive car?

Porsche-tchesire sauce

Why is ketchup married to mustard?

Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.

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Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

Whats the difference between a porsche and an erection?

I dont have a porsche. (Best told by whispering in someones ear.)