What do you get when you make a condiment out of an expensive car?

Porsche-tchesire sauce

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Why is ketchup married to mustard?

Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.

What do you get when you make a condiment out of an expensive car?

Porsche-tchesire sauce

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Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

What's the difference between a Porsche and a trash bag full of dead babies?

I don't have a Porsche in my garage.