He's out standing in his field
When was the last time you saw a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?
Your erection....
No thanks, I'm stuffed."
Hog and kisses!
Nah, I must stay.
Idk, its too dark to tell them apart.
Stand back - I don't know how big it's going to get!"
but we would never know because he couldn't stand up
Because they are out standing in their field.
A man outstanding in his field.