What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner?

No thanks, I'm stuffed."

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Scarecrow Jokes More Scarecrow Jokes

How long did Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Cowardly Lion have to wait for the Tin Man?

Ten minutes.

What makes the scarecrow so good at his job?

He's outstanding in his field

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

How did the farmer find his daughter?

He Tractor.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Who's there ! Chair ! Chair who?

Chair you go again asking more questions !

Why Won't Anyone Tell me the Name of Ukraine's 5th Largest City?

They keep telling me to stop asking...

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

What do you get if you stuff your computer's disk drive with herbs?

A thyme machine.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

Why didn't the native Americans go out to dinner?

They lost their reservations.

How do you say dinner in spanish?

JOHN CENA