What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner?

No thanks, I'm stuffed."

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What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner?

No thanks, I'm stuffed."

How long did Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Cowardly Lion have to wait for the Tin Man?

Ten minutes.

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What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

Why did the farmer win the Nobel Prize?

There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls.

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What did Mike Tyson ask the really tired Norse god?

Are you Thor

What did the animal control officer ask the Hawaiian dancer?

Hula the dogs out?

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What does a taxidermist do for a living?

Oh you know... stuff...

What's a moo hoo for a stuffed steer?

A full bull!

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Why don't lobsters share their dinner?

Because they're shellfish!!!

What does a black and white bear use to cook it's dinner?

A pan, duh!