What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner?

No thanks, I'm stuffed."

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Scarecrow Jokes More Scarecrow Jokes

What do you call herpes on a scarecrow?

A corn on the cob

What makes the scarecrow so good at his job?

He's outstanding in his field

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

Why does the farmer hate his job?

because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.

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How do you make stupid children?

I don't know, ask your parents.

How many wiseguys does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who's asking

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner?

No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Why does my computer always ask me if I'm "sure" about stuff?

Yes, I want to delete my hard drive.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What is white and disturbes your dinner?

An avalanche.

Why was the cannibal sad at dinner?

Because he got the cold shoulder.