Why didn't the native Americans go out to dinner?

They lost their reservations.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why do people with heart disease always lose at poker?

They have to take ACE inhibitors.

What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?

A: Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!

American Jokes More American Jokes

Why are Americans so bad at chess?

Because they don't have 2 towers.

How many American cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just beat the room for being black

Native Americans Jokes More Native Americans Jokes

What do Native Americans do for the holidays?

Nativities.

Why do Native Americans hate April showers?

Because they bring Mayflowers

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What do mechanical keyboards want for dinner?

Chicken ticka ticka ticka masala

What do you give an octomom for mother's day?

A spatula. Maybe she'll be more responsible making dinner than making babies.

Reservation Jokes More Reservation Jokes

Why do Native Americans like being invited to Thanksgiving dinners?

Because usually they're stuck with reservations.

How do you get into a Native American restaurant?

OC You make a reservation